John F Kennedy International Airport

9/17/2011

1/5 stars

Wow. An airport that makes Logan look good.

It's utter chaos. Even Warsaw had a better handle on its crowds, and they didn't even try. Our crazy-ass "security" meets not having any room to pre-disrobe. Again, hilarity does not ensue.

Add in the Joe v. the Volcano office lighting and keeping booze far away from most gates, and you have a complete fail. Here's a nickle, NYC. Go buy yourself a better airport. What, you want more to add luggage gates to your subway? Oh, ok, here's the other nickle to add what every other place has…

Yelp tags: Airports